Quote / Unquote

2008-05-07T13:59:00.000-07:00

This is a test to see if Josh Delcore likes Metalcore music.

2006-02-04T14:12:00.000-08:00

32

A comedy:

1: All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat".
2: What?
1: Exactly.

2006-01-30T15:08:00.000-08:00

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Here it is: another one from the "pre-80s"

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

2006-01-27T13:52:00.000-08:00

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This one is a 'most' :

1: Who's that there?
2: I don't know... Must be a king...
1: Why?
2: He hasn't got shit all over him.

2006-01-25T11:54:00.000-08:00

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No title, just quote

Stand back boy! This calls for some divine intervention!

(...)

I kick ass for the Lord!

2006-01-21T12:07:00.000-08:00

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Three from one:

1- There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

2- In a few minutes, the man in black will come running around the bend. As soon as his "Head" is in view HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!
3- Hello. My name is _____ ______ . You killed my father. Prepare to die.

2006-01-21T07:58:00.000-08:00

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This is a wonderful speech in an amazing film. Is easy. Don't go Googling it out...

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.

2006-01-19T16:14:00.000-08:00

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I guess you won't have much trouble with this one...

I have come here to kick ass and chew some bubblegum... And I'm all out of bubblegum.

2006-01-18T17:37:00.000-08:00

25

Tough one...

"If the substance of life is information, transmitted through genes, then society and culture are essentially immense information transmission systems, and the city, a huge external memory storage device."

2006-01-18T08:41:00.000-08:00

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How avant-garde!

"Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves."

2006-01-11T15:25:00.000-08:00

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I need my drinky...

"Are you desirable? Are you irresistible? Maybe if you drank bourbon with me, it would help. Maybe if you kissed me and I could taste the sting in your mouth it would help. If you drank bourbon with me naked. If you smelled of bourbon as you fucked me, it would help. It would increase my esteem for you. If you poured bourbon onto your naked body and said to me "drink this". If you spread your legs and you had bourbon dripping from your breasts and your pussy and said "drink here" then I could fall in love with you. Because then I would have a purpose. To clean you up and that, that would prove that I'm worth something. I'd lick you clean so that you could go away and fuck someone else."

2006-01-09T12:53:00.000-08:00

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From the Sci-Fi horror master

"It's your character who said it. It's kind of a schizophrenic feeling isn't it? You'll get use to it. There are things that have to be said to advance the plot and establish the characters, and those things get said whether you want to say them or not. Don't fight it. Just avoid it."

2006-01-09T08:21:00.000-08:00

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80's teen classic

A: I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either.
C: You're lying.
A: I already have. I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac.
C: Lie.
B: Are your parents aware of this?
A: The only person I told was my shrink.
B: And what did he do when you told him?
A: He nailed me.
C: Very nice.
A: I don't think that from a legal standpoint what he did can be construed as rape, since I paid him.
C: He's an adult.
A: Yeah, he's married too.
C: Do you have any idea how completely gross that is?
A: Well, the first few times...
C: The first few times? You mean you did it more than once?
A: Sure.
C: Are you crazy?
B: Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing a shrink.
A: Have you ever done it?
C: I don't even have a psychiatrist.

2006-01-08T14:30:00.000-08:00

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Great flick... great speach... great thought.

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"

2006-01-08T13:40:00.000-08:00

19

And now a Beautiful one from the 80's. By: Eu

"No good without evil. No love without hate. No innocence without lust. I am DARKNESS."

2006-01-08T12:03:00.000-08:00

18

The first one as a proper poster. Let's go with a classic.

A: Show me the heart unfettered by foolish dreams and I'll show you a happy man.
B: But only in their dreams can men be truly free. 'Twas always thus and always thus will be.

2006-01-08T06:48:00.000-08:00

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A Miserable one for you guys... By: Eu

"I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan."

2006-01-08T04:09:00.000-08:00

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One of the best...

Darling. Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in. Ha, ha.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

2006-01-07T15:38:00.000-08:00

15

Lacsivort strikes back:

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human-fucking-beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit."

2006-01-07T11:01:00.000-08:00

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Most memorable dialogues on this movie...

"Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated."

"I write of the great, eternal truths that bind together all mankind. The whole world over, we eat, we shit, we fuck, we kill and we die. "

2006-01-06T18:12:00.000-08:00

13

It's just Pikey

"Now, there is a problem with Pikeys or Gypsies: you can't really understand much of what's being said. It's not Irish, it's not English, it's just . . . well, it's just Pikey."

2006-01-06T14:33:00.000-08:00

12

If you didnt watch it, shame on you!

A: You know, you're wearing a striped shirt with a striped tie, you know that, right?
B: Yeah, I do it for the ladies.
A: Oh - the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion?

2006-01-05T14:08:00.000-08:00

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Another one by: Eu

"Damn the Man! Save the Empire!"

2006-01-05T06:38:00.000-08:00

10

First contribution by: Eu
"Another 90's classic (another Good one) Good Luck..."

"Let's see... This is your heart line and your head line (laugh) and your life line. You have a very strange line here (laugh) No, it's not funny. According to it, you're already dead (laugh) You're out of here, baby. Just give me your blue eyes before you go."

2006-01-04T07:09:00.000-08:00

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I've seen it yesterday... and enjoyed!

"What are you doing? You honestly think you're gonna find something more important than every single creature on Earth being led two by two inside a giant rocket ship? "

2006-01-03T18:37:00.000-08:00

8

This one is easy:

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

2006-01-03T12:14:00.000-08:00

7

Go for it:

"In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us."

2006-01-03T11:33:00.000-08:00

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First contribution by: Lacsivort
Thankz and keep quoting ;)

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

2006-01-01T15:16:00.000-08:00

5

Hint: two actors

Daydream, delusion, limousine, eyelash / Oh baby with your pretty face / Drop a tear in my wineglass / Look at those big eyes / See what you mean to me / Sweet-cakes and milkshakes / I'm delusion angel / I'm fantasy parade / I want you to know what I think / Don't want you to guess anymore / You have no idea where I came from / We have no idea where we're going / Latched in life / Like branches in a river/ Flowing downstream / Caught in the current / I'll carry you / You'll carry me / That's how it could be / Don't you know me? / Don't you know me by now?

2005-12-31T18:32:00.000-08:00

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Quote from the movie I liked most in 2005
(the movie is actually from 2004)

"How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
_____(missing verse on purpose)____
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd"

Note: The missing verse would reveal too much ;)

2005-12-30T15:25:00.000-08:00

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Any coincidence?

(one): When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to be real nice and sweet and treat her right.

(two): And what did the other part think?

(one): What her head would look like on a stick!

2005-12-30T13:09:00.000-08:00

2

One from my all time favourites:

"Learned a new word today. Atom bomb. It was like the God taking a photograph."

2005-12-30T12:52:00.000-08:00

1

Just for the kickstar: a 90's Classic.

"Okay, let me introduce everybody to everybody. But once again, at the risk of being redundant, if I even think I hear somebody telling or referring to somebody by their Christian name... you won't want to be you. Okay, quickly. Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink."